Bogus!

I have several bogus email addresses that I use for entering contests, signing up for free samples and stuff, and sending emails that I don’t want my real name attached to. I was cleaning out the inbox for one that I hardly ever use any more, and I decided to check the sent items for it. I’ve sent a whole six emails from this account, including this one:

From: [J.P.'s bogus address]
Date: Mon, Oct 17, 2005 at 12:59 AM
Subject: Will you buy my farts?
To: [name@domain.co.jp]

Hello

I am a lady who farts frequently and so I am very interested in your offer to purchase farts like mine. How is the process done?

Thanks
[bogus name]

WTF? Why was I sending bogus emails to someone (possibly in Japan?) buying women’s farts two years ago? More disturbing, why don’t I remember doing it?

Attention everyone:

Can y’all stop referring to Romeo and Juliet at “the most romantic story ever told”?

‘Cause it’s not. It’s about two dippy teenagers who meet, get married and die in the space of a few days. Yeah, real romantic.