Don’t drink and e-mail, kids.
October 15, 2008
Here’s three more weird emails from a different bogus address. Notice these were all sent on the same day, within in 6 minutes of each other. If memory serves, the Mister and I wrote these after we decided to get drunk and watch Pippi Longstocking. Saturday nights are seriously wild in the Vonderhaar house, let me tell you.
ACT I
From: [J.P.'s bogus name]
Date: Sat, Apr 14, 2007 at 11:04 PM
Subject: MOON PIE
To: linda@moonpie.com
HI
DIDNT YALL USED TO MAKE APPLE MOON PIE? WHAT GIVES?!
[J.P.'s real name]
ACT II
From: [J.P.'s bogus name]
Date: Sat, Apr 14, 2007 at 11:10 PM
Subject: CHEESE FRIES – NATHAN
To: cs@nathansfamous.com
Man,
I love the cheese fries. So good… so good.
-JARN (this was the actual bogus name I used… maybe that was the rum talking)
ACT III
From: [J.P.'s Bogus name]
Date: Sat, Apr 14, 2007 at 11:10 PM
Subject: CORN BREAD – KENNIE ROGERS!!!
To: cs@nathansfamous.com (I sent this to the same address as the last one. Whoops.)
God damn,
You’re corn bread is so good. I wish they’re more than ONE location ever in USA!
Found bootleg recipe, but is not so good.
-[bogus name]
THE END.
Oh, and I didn’t get a response from any of these clowns.
